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  • Worship Gone Awry

    by Maureen Mullarkey

    Many thoughtful Catholics dismiss concern for style as an affectation, an indulgence in personal taste. Like Puritan prelates, they pull their hems back from what they regard as an overemphasis on ornament and human ceremony. These are distractions from the true ecclesia, the living temple that is the people of God. If Christ is found in the dynamics of ongoing human experience, why focus on objects? On buildings or the aesthetics of language and gesture?

     

    Masking the Real Presence

    Certainly, something far deeper than style is our ultimate object. Nevertheless, it is critical. The motto “Form follows function” has greater poignancy in liturgical matters than in everyday ones. Hugh of Saint-Victor would have been quite at home with the phrase. For the medieval Hugh, the material element in Christian ritual is never arbitrary. On the contrary, he insisted on correspondence between the material and the spiritual reality it makes visible.

    This correspondence extends to the whole of our liturgical life. The look, tone, and tenor of things have a substantial impact on the way we comprehend the meaning of liturgical forms. The full ballet of expressive worship either directs attention to the Presence addressed or it turns in on itself, hallowing the world and the worshipper. In liturgy as in life, changes in appearance and demeanor—style—indicate changes in identity. A crisis in one is, ultimately, a crisis in the other.

    Repercussions are not visible at once. They work through capillary action, slowly, like corrosive salts on a fresco. However gradual the process, mutation is inevitable. If that were not so, Gallup would not be publishing statistics on the flight of Catholics from belief in the Real Presence. Magazines like Crisis would not need to run articles avowing the tenets of the doctrine. And Catholics struggling to sustain that belief would not feel like exiles in their own churches.

     

    Change of Sign Is Change of Belief?

    Granted, complex factors are at work in such statistics. But violence done to the numinous character of the liturgy over the last 30 years is no minor culprit. Signs have their effect. Images and symbols—of gesture and phrasing as well as iconography—induce a disposition to worship or inhibit it. They suggest a theology or its demolition. Liturgical practices and decorations either beckon us to prayer, summoning intuitions of transcendence, or they leave us to confuse the kingdom of God with our own well-meaning decency.

    The 33 percent of Catholics who profess orthodox belief in the mystery of the Holy Eucharist are those who have ignored the signposts installed in their parishes since the Second Vatican Council. Whether this blessed blind eye is owed to inattention or strength of heart is impossible to determine. All that is clear is a remnant has persevered despite institutional undermining. The majority, who confessed to Gallup that the Eucharist is merely symbolic or admit that they tread water on the subject, is following the compass needle. They are faithful to a theological mood that affirms secularization even while it professes an oppositional stance.

    The mood is evident in my local parish, a suburban representative of countless others. Sunday McMass takes the pressure off the lukewarm, skeptical, and bored. Signals abound that they are not in the presence of anything more transcendent than the people of God’s good opinion of themselves. Fine-tuned to the casual sociability of confident, modern professionals, the service hints at the real purpose for assembly: spiritual hygiene and a dose of self-affirmation.

    The reassuring, undemanding nature of the program is implicit in the lector’s opening line, delivered in the rising tone of an Oscar telecast: “Our presider/celebrant for today is Monsignor….” This is the language of stagecraft. The majestic Psalm 42 (“I shall go into the altar of God, to the God who was the joy of my youth”), an eloquent and fitting approach to the altar since the tenth century, is exchanged for a stratagem of showmanship. All that follows, then, is suspect as theater.

    A stage-wise approach suits the summer-stock-in-a-converted-barn style of the building. Without an altar rail to mark the boundaries of sacred space, what is left is stage. Up center, in place of an apse, are three tall, overlapping panels. Although fixed, they appear to float, suggesting movable backdrops. The overall effect is of something tentative, shifting, fit for repertory: today, the Mass; tomorrow, the Blind Beggar of Alexandria.

     

    Gingerbread Tabernacle

    Substitution of stage space for sanctum encourages the impulse to desanctify, to render prosaic. Consider the tabernacle. Assault on one’s sense of transcendence is in full throttle here. One look takes us out of the realm of the sacred and down the rabbit hole of relevance. It telegraphs the fashion for desacralization, by now well-established, that impedes belief and stymies prayer.

    Made with shards of stone and slate, it is an undistinguished replica of the parish’s original fieldstone church. Built in 1922 and echoing the lines of a 13th-century transitional Gothic chapel, the simplicity of the structure and quiet beauty of its interior are themselves acts of prayer. Downhill of the newer building, the little church is still used for very early morning Mass, funerals, and weddings. Its gracious synthesis of architectural space and religious aspiration stands in witness to the cultural divide between pre- and postconciliar Catholics.

    At first glance, our new tabernacle strikes the eye as a whimsy of some sort. A collection box? A display maquette for a building drive? The design hints at mundane purposes. Only the sanctuary lamp links this gingerbread house with the mystery of the Holy Eucharist and a salvific chain of association rooted in the Jewish Pasch and reaching to the Resurrection. But frail light is no contender against the aggression of kitsch. Visually, the tabernacle disassociates the host within from both the sacrifice that it embodies and the tasks of adoration and atonement that accompany it.

    No one seems disconcerted by the thing. Mainly, it is considered “cute.” And it really is. That is what makes it so improbable. The cuteness of it attacks traditional habits of reverence. It predigests the awful sublimity of its intended purpose, banishing from memory the dreadful love of Golgotha and the way of the cross. It regurgitates safe, retinal accompaniment to the reductive sentimentalities put to music in our disposable hymnal. Bloodless, mawkish notions of “joy” and “love”—almost all of them written since 1963—find their complement in the bathos of the tabernacle. They work together to mimic the kind of corporate spirituality that inspired the hostess division of Tupperware.

    The tabernacle is intelligible mainly as a souvenir of discarded sensibilities. Here is a cozy keepsake of attitudes of worship that, if Gallup is correct, are in their twilight. Originating in nostalgia, it appeals to everyone’s fondness for memorabilia. It commemorates a building, tilting attention earthward to something that this specific “faith community” understands quite well—a piece of property. What it does not do is attend to the mystery within or prompt a sense of solemnity. Consequently, the lamp above it seems a convention, more a theatrical prop than an emblem of the Real Presence.

    Parishioners face a second obstacle to veneration: placement. Deployed flush against the left wall, the tabernacle rests on a platform at the intersection of a side aisle with the walkway behind a crescent of pews. These begin where, in previous times, an altar rail would have set. The pews curve around the sanctuary into what, in traditional cruciform design, would form the transepts. Foot traffic criss-crosses be#hind the kneeler.

    And the single kneeler only holds one person. Like a semaphore, it signals unease with personal piety. Here is a deliberate brake on private devotion. Anybody inclined to kneel, feet sticking out into a crosswalk, is conspicuous, exposed in the spectacle of a solitary, noncorporate act. The worshipper is turned sideways, further segregated from the “eucharistic community” facing forward. Placement impedes genuflection, a token of honor to the Person of the Redeemer since the late Middle Ages. The ensemble betokens suspicion, even distaste, for any deviation from community prayer. It is barely open for worship. Can Catholics be expected to embrace an observance under curfew by their own liturgists?

     

    What We’ve Lost

    The loss is immense. Current practice ruptures the previously unbroken continuity between devotion to Christ in the Blessed Sacrament and in the reception of the Eucharist. More significantly, dilution of reverence for the Blessed Sacrament conditions Catholics for a weakening of faith in the eucharistic presence. It is a short walk from a diminished tabernacle to a communion rite that is increasingly understood in the Protestant sense as simply a symbolic meal.

    The way to and from communion is hedged with informalities and commonplaces. The kiss of peace, shrunk to a secular handshake, is a jolly display of Rotarian good fellowship. Like a politician on the stump, the presider descends on the congregation to pump hands, greeting by name as often as he can. On the qui vive to demonstrate bonhomie to as many spectators as possible, people scoot across aisles to hug friends. In a spasm of reflexive, unceremonious glad-handing we celebrate the cheap goodwill available at office parties.

    The source from which our peace derives is eclipsed by conventions of shallow sociability. Gone is any hint of the kiss as a sign of reconciliation, an illustration of “as we forgive those,” required of us before we approach the altar of the Lamb. The solemn kiss, proceeding from the altar, has been replaced by—in theatrical terms—a stage wait.

    Renowned German liturgist Joseph Jungmann, S.J., writing 50 years ago in The Mass of the Roman Rite, reminds: “The ancient way of exchanging the kiss of peace would not entail the disturbance and confusion in the service that we would be led to expect today, for then the kiss was not continued from person to person but merely exchanged be#tween neighbors.” Reticence and sobriety insured recognition of its sacral purpose. Our own facile “peace,” offered by smiling strangers at no cost to themselves, mocks the dreadful sacrifice from which the Church draws her life. The tragic dimensions of communal life are abandoned to a feel-good imperative derived from popular culture.

    Enforced informality—our kinder, gentler rubricism—dogs us right to the communion cup. Parishioners conform willingly to a do-it-yourself dispensation that domesticates the Eucharist while lessening the sacramental authority of the priest.

    Subjugation begins in the disconcerting phrase, newly added to the ancient words of the consecration: “Fruit of the vine and work of human hands.” Emphasis here is on the man-made, the finite. Yet in the Passover Haggadah (from which, according to liturgists, this addition derives because it contains the traditional prayers said by Jesus at the Seder table), stress is exclusively on the divine hand. The ancient prayer intoned at the beginning of the Passover meal is: “We praise you, Eternal God…Creator of the fruit of the vine.” And later: “We praise You, Eternal God…Creator of the fruit of the earth.” In the traditional Jewish prayer, it is unmistakable Whose handiwork this is.

    Why is extra accent on man inserted as preface to the most transcendent moment of the Mass? Gallup is a useful guide to learning how the revised phrasing strikes Catholic ears.

    Despite official justifications for receiving communion in the hand, the fact of it, in our cultural climate, colludes with the prevailing ethos that nullifies all instinct for the sacred. Premodern cultures, including pagan culture, were charged with a sense of otherworldliness and taboo. The miraculous and the magical, the spiritual and the occult, lived side by side. The sensibilities of ancient peoples, sharpened by pain, sickness, premature death, and deprivations of all kind, were hospitable to the reality of sacramental action.

    By contrast, as liturgical scholar Msgr. Klaus Gamber states in The Reform of the Roman Liturgy: Its Problems and Background: “To add to spiritual confusion, we are also dealing with the satiated state of mind of modern man who, living in our consumer society, approaches anything that is holy with a complete lack of understanding and has no appreciation of the concept of religion, let alone of his own sinful state. For them, God, if they believe in Him at all, exists only as their ‘friend.’”

     

    Reform Returns Ancient Practices?

    Although zealots for reform invoked the practices of the primitive Church, appeal to ancient liturgies is romantic if not capricious. The religious culture of antiquity is extinct. The pastoral concerns of a pre-Constantinian Church, adapted to a hazardous, unstable environment, no longer apply in the West.

    If authenticity were truly the object, we would return to the ritual forms of a Jewish community meal. The faithful might be permitted to take consecrated bread home with them, as was done up to the fourth century when daily Mass was impossible. Or communicants might, again, kiss the hand of the one giving them communion. Women could be obliged to cover their hands with a white cloth, in accord with ancient custom. Laity intending to receive would be expected, once again, to wash their hands. As Jungmann states, “It was customary since ancient times to wash the hands before prayer.” Today’s communion in the hand is a halfway measure for a liturgy adrift that can neither keep its gaze on God nor endorse a candid secularity.

    Certainly, reception in the hand can be accomplished prayerfully and with reverent attention. My concern is with what the abandonment of ritual handling signifies, particularly to Catholics indifferent to the doctrine of the Real Presence. If the host is ours to take in unwashed bare hands, it loses resonance as a tremendous reality stamped with the cross. If purification is not necessary for the hands of the laity, the relevance of the ritual washing of the priest’s hands is repealed. Was the traditional Lavabo, then, just another stage effect? What are we to believe about the anointing of a priest’s hands at ordination? About the consecration itself? More hocus-pocus, as Protestant reformers once claimed?

    Through the fine dust of disconnected particles, we glimpse the grinding down of sacramental theology.

    On crowded Sundays at my parish, teams of eucharistic ministers fan out like waiters to their stations, anticipating customers. Sunday is a busy day, and lines have to be kept moving. The priest, dwindled to a presider, complies; he deals hosts with brisk, mechanical efficiency.

    To expedite communion, priests will frequently walk away from the sacral center, chalice in hand, to a distribution point in the nave. Now and then, en route, one will toss a humorous pleasantry into the crowd. That one flash of laid-back, throw-away iconoclasm shatters the climate of prayer. Extinguished with it is any small stab of dread, of wonder and humility, that accompanies approach to the Holy of Holies. Communion is something consumed on the premises, like a Happening. The presider is just another genial dispenser of goods to communicants steeped in the mores of a culture of abundance. Geniality, like any idol, generates its own obligations. Pleasing the crowd is one of them. To cap success in his performance, one particular “presider” likes to personalize the ritual farewell. Still at the altar, he is apt to follow the ceremonial dismissal with “Have a nice day.” Thus is the Ite missa est reduced to a banal literalism. Shorn of ancient memory, the congregation disperses into the great Right Now, secure in a late-model liturgy with low mileage.

    Moments like this uncover the essential quality of clerical approach to the laity. To meet modern man on his own level, it is apparently considered necessary to stoop. A trade in small vulgarities is the price of contact.

    The impulse to patronize—to reach people where “they are really at”—achieves its apotheosis in entertainment-worship. This hybrid seems to result naturally from priests facing a large crowd and feeling bound to perform for it. By heightening audience effect, the versus populum posture encourages presiders to take their cues not from the Constitution on the Sacred Liturgy but from e.e. cummings: “Damn everything but the circus.”

     

    Carnival Atmosphere

    Our contemporary concelebrated Mass, liberated from ancient decorums, is particularly poised for carnival. Monsignor, as master of ceremonies, stands at the altar and joshes each member of the rectory cast. Aside to the audience: “Father So-and-So has just left Christmas Eve dinner at his mother’s house to join us tonight.” [Applause] To Father So-and-So: “So tell us, Father, how many fish courses did Mamma serve tonight?” The luckless priest grins and bleats, “Three.” [Laughter] On it goes, down the line to the deacon, who is not above visibly elbowing his way past ordained clergy to assert his place in the action. The ringing of a bell to announce pub closings, still heard and heeded by London drinkers, demonstrates greater liturgical sensitivity. Orwell had it right: “There’s always room for one more custard pie.”

    It would be a sign of grace to hear someone hiss, say, or do something that indicates the profanities have registered for what they are. But no one even blinks. Father is a good egg. The congregation enjoys the chumminess. It chuckles, goes home, and reveals to Gallup precisely how much these cheery rituals mean. The sensus communis fidelium has been sadly blunted, it seems, by obedience to the directives of an ecclesial nomenclatura tone deaf to the demands—and rewards—of liturgical language.

    Too frequently, Sunday Mass calls to mind judgments made by Jesuit Alfred Delp. Awaiting execution in a Nazi prison for choosing to remain loyal to the Church, Fr. Delp kept a diary (The Prison Meditations of Father Delp) from Advent 1944 to his death in early February 1945. One judgment above all others is lodged in my memory: “At some future date, the honest historian will have some bitter things to say about the contribution of the Churches to the mass mind, to collectivism…and so on.”

    The mass mind is the mind of the world. If not as thoroughly secular as commonly supposed, the mass mind is decidedly comfortable with the kind of “religionless Christianity”—to use Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s influential phrase—that hovers beneath the surface of so much revised liturgy. It stumbles over mystery and divine purpose. It is superior to what it views as an implausible collection of superstitions and credulities. It refuses the contents of orthodox Catholicism—particularly those that orbit the mysteries of the incarnation, resurrection, and eucharistic transubstantiation. These are tolerated exclusively as symbols, only so long as their symbolic value serves ethical imperatives consistent with reigning sociopolitical agendas.

    Jacques Maritain, in his last book, The Peasant of the Garonne, offers a description of the mass mind that bears repeating:

     

    The world cannot make sense of the theological virtues. Theological faith the world sees as a challenge, an insult and a threat; it is by reason of their faith that it dislikes Christians…. Faith is enough to divide them from the world. Theological hope the world does not see at all. It is simply blind to it. Theological charity the world sees the wrong way; it misapprehends it, is mistaken about it. It confuses it with any kind of quixotic devotion to whatever human cause it may profit by. And thus does the world tolerate charity, even admire it—insofar as it is not charity but something else.

     

    And thus does the world tolerate charity.

     

    Sense of the Sacred

    In the heady postconciliar era, right-thinking dictated the dismantling of religious awe to encourage social participation. The faithful had to surrender naive pieties and attachment to sacral mystery to serve their moment in history. The 1970s were giddy with claims for the sociocritical role of Christians. The simple faithful were, in effect, class enemies of those who would realize the kingdom of God through temporal progress. The day belonged to the prophets of reform, clerical variants of previous ideologues of proletarian culture. A social action ecclesiology was in the air. Liturgy must point us toward the perfected future age.

    They have been with us a long time, these world-improvers. They are accountable for more than the destruction of the Roman rite. What is ultimately at stake in the dissolution of our sense of transcendence—so striking at the parish level—is nothing less than Christian ability to recognize the demands of charity where they truly reside, not simply where the world points. The world is devious, fickle in its definitions of justice and mercy. Even the culture of death advances under the banner of compassion.

    The foundations of worship are fragile. Reverence is not hereditary. There is no gene for it. It has to quicken anew in each generation. Consequently, its modes of transmission have to be conserved and cherished. We need to be watchful not to dislodge a certain fear of the Lord—the trembling of the ancient psalmist—without which reverence cannot endure. It matters tremendously the things we choose as evocations of the divine mysterium. So much depends on the settings we create for the life of prayer. Lex orandi, lex credendi.

     

    This essay originally appeared in the July/August 2000 issue of Crisis Magazine.

    The views expressed by the authors and editorial staff are not necessarily the views of
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    • pammie

      Every time I’m away from home of a Sunday I face the eternal conundrum: Do I chance popping in on a “Clown Mass” or a “LIturgical Dance Set Mass” or perhaps just your basic “We All Good Mass” where father bleats on about one’s “giftedness” and the Tabernacle is by the janitor’s closet. They arent satisfied with just deforming Church architecture and liturgy , but language as well. All three set my teeth on edge, and cause my neck to stiffen. I usually settle for a rosary, devoutly prayed.

      In fact Church leadership reminds me of our political leadership. Too much hubris perhaps to admit that your decisions are destroying what you purport to represent and love. It’s all gone pear shaped since Vat II ( and Lyndon Johnson) and it’s wrenching to see the consequences—at least for some of us.

      • sarto

        My business causes me to attend a Mass in a different parish all over the West, about twice a month. I have never see a “clown Mass.” Or a “liturgical dance set Mass.” I am not sure where pammie has been, but not in the parts of Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, and Idaho that I have been. Nor is she describing most of the churches where I have attended Mass. I think she is spouting a conservative Catholic version of the urban legend.

        What I have attended about a third of the time is the Mass celebrated by somebody who barely speaks English. This is in response to the vocation crisis, of course, stealing priests from other countries so they can barely celebrate here. I get along OK in the parts I know by heart. But the sermon? Understanding one out of every three words is not so inspiring.

        That is why this hushed wait for the “devout liturgy” is so silly. This latinized English will be prayed by people who are almost impossible to understand, especially when it comes to older people with hearing problems.

        But Pope Benedict has found the key to a great sudden upheaval in religious enthusiasm. Right?

        • Cord Hamrick

          Sarto:

          I mostly agree with you.

          Now, admittedly, I don’t think that “clown Mass” or “liturgical dance Mass” is mere urban legend,

          I mean, there are all these YouTube videos of such things, so they’ve apparently happened somewhere sometime.

          And if one is willing to construe “clown Mass” or “liturgical dance Mass” somewhat broadly to include things that don’t involve clowns per se or dance-numbers per se, but which involve things which seem disconcerting or inappropriate for similar reasons or in similar ways? Well, in that case I can say that I have experienced that kind of thing personally.

          That was at a Mass during RCIA. The archbishop was in attendance. At this Mass, they paraded in these giant fish-shaped kite-like things things on poles — they looked like red and blue Chinese parade dragons, except that they were fish, not dragons, and trailed by long streamers of fabric — and marching them ’round the church. Apparently these were to represent the fire of the Holy Spirit (the red) and the water of baptism (the blue).

          Since I was sitting there with my Evangelical Protestant wife who I still hoped might join me in becoming interested in the Catholic Church, the experience was very uncomfortable. In the end we both laughed it off it as weird and not “our thing,” but I don’t think it added appreciably to her concerns about the Church (which are mainly focused around her feeling that Catholics do a poor job inculcating vibrant Christian faith in their kids, when compared to Evangelicals).

          It certainly didn’t help, though.

          Anyhow, Sarto, I record that only to say that I think the “clown Mass” (or something like it) is not mere urban legend…,

          But, I think you’re right that being unable to decipher the words of the priest because he’s a foreign national who mumbles in broken English is far more common, and represents a greater obstacle to “evangelizing the folks in the pews.”

          • Sarto

            I just attended what has become my favorite parish, even though it involves a half hour drive. It is a new church, with classrooms, meeting spaces, a gym, a large courtyard, and a huge church holding about a thousand people.

            The approach to the church is interesting by itself: welcoming, a huge parking lot and, as you approach the church, wonderful decorations–in this case all kinds of things representing the harvest. The parish has a lot of young parents, young people, and a lot of older people like myself. A good mixture. And as I approached, you could just feel the energy.

            The tabernacle, like almost all the new churches I have visited, was behind the altar–in this case the same tabernacle used in the church it replaced.

            The priest is fairly young, with a great sense of humor and a wonderful welcoming way. The choir is no better or worse than the usual choir. As the Mass began, I settled into the group of people all around me. I especially appreciated the families with kids, and the young people who had managed to arrive by themselves.

            The priest has a good celebration style, speaking clearly and simply. I will be curious about the effect of the coming of the much more convoluted “reverent” liturgy on his approach. But I noticed that, as he spoke the Eucharistic prayer, my own awareness flickered. Sometimes I was in my own prayer–the Jesus prayer–just basking in the presence of God. At other times, I let his words carry me along.

            After Mass, people spontaneously applauded. Over what? A sense of life. A sense of community. A sense of the blessing of God. And as I think about it, the majority of places where I attend Mass have a similar spirit.

            Anyway, as I attended that Mass, I remembered Mullarkey’s whining article. Really, in my experience, what is there to fix?

            • meg

              Sarto: You seem quite happy and content with your overall experience of the Mass. Good for you. But what if a priest with a great sense of humor and a good celebration style, and, during Mass, a “sense of life…community…and the blessing of God”, didn’t cut it for you? What then?

              Many, many good and faithful Catholics do not feel properly nourished by your description of what satisfys *you*. The Catholic Mass is capable of so much more – of transforming us in profound, beautiful, inexpressable ways – I hesitate even to try to put it into words. Pope Benedict, in his wisdom, recognizes this. What is there to fix, indeed.

    • http://www.chantcafe.org Charles Culbreth

      This certainly is one of the most profound, insightful and terrifying essays on the decadent economy that passes for the Divine Liturgy on Sundays at St. Normals. I particularly applaud the author for not engaging in any tit for tat polemics about the EF v OF wars that only sully the atmosphere of “real worship.”
      This should be required reading at all seminaries and at every priestly convocation and retreat in every diocese in this and many other countries. Brava.

    • sibyl

      OK, never been to a clown Mass. Once, though, I participated in a Mime Mass. Yes, I wince to say I was one of the mimes.

      It was sometime in the mid-80′s, and probably the brain child of the music/drama teacher at our parish school. There is no exaggeration possible when describing her — she played the guitar and wore gaudy jewelry, and had dogs but no kids (poor thing), and was more campy than any of you reading this could dream up.

      Also, I attended a Mass in which the parish’s youth group leader’s baby was being baptized. After communion, a person — not a dancer exactly, but happy to be center “stage” (and by the way the church had been built entirely in the round, such that the altar was this little isolated island at which the priest must always have his back to someone) — a person took the baby and danced around the altar area for the entire 3 minutes of a song that the youth group leader’s wife (herself a liturgical/music director) had written. I remember being very afraid that this guy, whoever he was, would drop the baby. This was at a different local parish.

      Also, just two years ago, my family and I were on vacation and went to Mass at a church in the closest little town. It was Polka Mass Sunday, no joke, and the musicians had their own special polka-rhythm songs for each part of the Mass. The song during and after Communion went on afterward, and then the accordian vamped softly while the lead singer (at least 60, judging by her voice; they were mercifully situated in the balcony) introduced their group and described their various ethnic backgrounds. They ended with “God Bless America,” and then Father gave the final blessing.

      Finally, at a parish near here, a pastor brings his dogs into the sacristy during daily Mass. They mostly stay there, but a couple of times one has been naughty and wandered out into the sanctuary during Mass. The best solution is simply to close your eyes and pray harder. Perhaps that’s why he does it.

      Just so everyone knows, I’ve lived to tell the tale.

    • pamelanak

      Too true. Too sadly, sadly, true.  The shepherds all seem to be working for the Wolf .  My local one is proficient at golf, so one hears.